请问是《Diary of A Wimpy Kid》这本书吗？ 1.I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. 有一天我会成名的，但是现在我被困在了中学里面，整日和一帮笨蛋在一起。
2.How to be cool？ 怎样才能酷一点？ 3.It's Not A Diary. It's A Movie. 这可不是一本日记。这是一部电影。
4.You are about be late for your first of middle school. 你第一天上初中就要迟到。 5.PE is as much apart of my life as waking up in moning and going to bathroom. I live and breathe Physical Education. 体育就像早上起床会上厕所一样，是我生命中的一部分。
体育对于我来说不可或缺。 6.I am gonna rip off your arms and punch you in the face with your own fists. 我要打断你的胳膊叫你加倍奉还。
7.He isn't quite clear on the of growing up. 他并不清楚长大是什么概念。 8. I think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this。
我认为我们能从中吸取有用的教训。 9. You only care about yourself. You hated my cartoon. You made fun of my clothes. You disrespect Joshie. You broke my hand and you didn't even seem sorry. 你只关心你自己，你讨厌我的卡通画，你取笑我的衣服，你不尊重joshie，你弄断我的手还没一点歉意。
10Just back of ! I don't want to hurt anybody. .退后！我不想伤害任何人。 1)He is not quite clear on the concept of growing up 2)More interested in his mind than in his body 3)This place is a glorified holding pen 4)Mybe because they do not know how awesom you really are 5)I am kind of in a tough situation 6)You have to trust your gut and try to do the right thing 7)Because it is our choices that make us who we are 8)I think we can both learn some valuable less one from this 9)You should be more careful who you lend your coat to 10)All those thing you think are inportant now will not be anymore 祝你开心。
1、妈妈：Did owning this magazine make you a better person?
妈妈：Did it make you more popular at school?
妈妈：How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine now?
孩子：I feel ashamed.
妈妈：Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?
孩子：I'm sorry women.
2、Mom said the only way I was going to be "Well-rounded" was by trying different things.
3、Dad said if I wanted a bench press, I should keep my fingers crossed for Christmas.
4.Man! I should have known there was a catch when Mom gave me that costume.
5、Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots.
6、Mom is real tight with our principal, so I'll bet she stepped in and made sure I got put in the Gifted group again.
7、Greg, you'll be paired up with Fregley.
8、I don't know what the school is thinking having a wrestling unit.
So I rented a couple of video games to learn some moves. And you know what? After a while, I was really starting to got the hang of it.
9、Mom said if I wanted a weight set, I was going t have to prove that I could stick with an exercise regimen. She said I could do that by doing sit-ups and jumping jacks for two weeks.
10、A school classroom to which a group of pupils of the same grade are required to report each day.
11、Another great perk is that you get to show up ten minutes late for first period.